Hark! And Herald sing

I  like listening to classical music. I listen to it whenever I write, (Vivaldi's winter is a great one for Sherlock Holmes), when I do Latin homework and for when I do math.
The only problem I have with it, is Itunes wouldn't recognize the Cd's I uploaded and gave me some weird album artwork and some songs that have no images at all.
I decided to look up some albums to see their artwork and found one that made me laugh SO hard.

The album is called "Rise of the Masters" if anyone's interested.
It sounds like a sci-fi movie.
Who in their right mind agrees to model for this?! Here, let me put on this wig and fold my arms and frown at the camera with my fluffy frock coat.
And what's with the background? Doomsday clouds or what?

I have to say my personal favorite of the group is Beethoven.
His hair is funny.

Nostalgia

My first love of reading came from Beverly Cleary's Ramona & Beezus books.  I've read her books over and over and never get tired of them. I remember the Dad character was always a favorite of mine and I have always wanted to color the longest picture in the world. 
I admit, I was a little hesitant to watch the movie, I was afraid they would ruin the books, because well, Selena Gomez just isn't my thing. 
But the movie was awesome! I loved it more than I thought it would and have now told my little sister that she better read those books or else.

I have just one problem with this movie:
Henry Huggins.

I yelled at the T.V. screen for quite awhile at his first appearance.
NO!! THAT CANNOT BE HIM!
HE CREEPS ME OUT!!
AUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

But, there were some plus sides to this movie.

I fancy this guy looks a bit like a young doctor McCoy.
If they ever make a Star Trek where their ages are reversed, I pick him.

Act III

In which I procrastinate, no one is harmed, but everyone is seriously frightened.

I'm trying to think of a first chapter in an original novel which is due today.
..It's not working.

So my second defense is procrastination! (Guaranteed to not be full proof)
Did you know they have  a Russian Sherlock Holmes? Yes, it's in a different language, no I do not understand what they are saying and it scares me to death when they are chattering away and then Holmes bursts into hysterical laughter.
But it's Russian!

Instead of posting the video on here, (I didn't even watch all of it.)  I will give you my interpretation of what a Russian Sherlock Holmes would be like.

1. They would all speak in really bad accents. "Vatson, do ve havve a caaase todaay?"
2. Really, really bad accents.   "No, Hooolmes. But ve do havve a murrrderr."
...Maybe I'll quit while I'm ahead. Holmes sounds like the Godfather.

"Vatson! De case has beeen solved! Dis girl suffers from meeental problmes. Da, very bad. Ve vill leave her now."

*Sigh* Back to writing.

Great. Now all I hear is dis liiitle voice...

Provo!

Why do I like Provo?

Because:
They have a Brick Oven Pizza.
And that's it.

Well....  they do have this, but I've never really been a huge participant in the BYU V.S U war. So don't worry, I'm not here to wage war on either side.

Instead, I'm here to talk about the college.  Sort of.

Welcome to my college prep class! For starters, watch this wonderful video.

Ok are you motivated? Are you  pumped and excited to learn!?  I know I am.

And now watch this video which basically sums up Provo and why people go to The Brick Oven.

And you just thought it was for the food.   *wink*


[Side note: Try and guess my favorite part of the second video. It isn't hard if you know my personality]

Don't Panic

Such words are needed in these extreme cases.
We are all aware of my.... nerdy habits.  To further prove  my nerdiness, I have a game for you. I'm going to quote, or reference several different things in the following paragraph. Whoever can name the correct number of references and their origin, is the winner.
Ready, set, go!

I have a story to tell, from my electrical well, about my band, the Crypt Kicker Five. We were touring in the great cesspool and ran into Patrick Stewart and we were totally like, "Yo" and then, while sloshing through the fire swamp, we somehow stumbled across a clue that would lead us to the Holy Grail. At the end of the adventure, we were all stranded on the planet Hoth and Marcus  just had to shoot first, so then, we went to the E.R. where this doc loudly told us that he was a time traveler, not a detective and where the heck was Marty?  So we all jumped in the TARDIS and made it back just in time to prevent the Japanese from blowing up the Arc.

Yeesh, I'm exhausted! How 'bout you?
..Or are you just in shock that I could spout all that off?

Well, to help you in your deciphering of all this nerdy mayhem, I have a video for you. Yes, yes, they are my sponsors (not really) for this event and I am quite fond of them. As your doctor, *cough, cough* I highly recommend it.

Nerderol

And no one better leave me any comments about how I should be on this stuff.
Because you call me Doctor Watson, people!!

BWAHAHA!!
*snort*

A Girl Moment

I have a small obsession with all things British.
Most of the books I read are British. (I've never been a huge fan of American literature.)
The accents are soooo adorable.
And the guys are really cute.
Well, some of them. *cough* Skandar Keynes *Cough*

And my 'when I grow up' dream is to go to London to study abroad as an English lit major and then meet a super cute British boy who is my boyfriend.
...the other, even less realistic side of that dream also has to do something with the 221b house and a secret journal that proves Sherlock Holmes' existence.

*blink, blink*
Anyway.

Back to what I was talking about.

Actually, I better just quit while I'm ahead. I'll shut up, but first, here's somethings you should know:

1. I laughed really hard.
2. Yes, I did grin and giggle like mad when he started talking.
3. And, if you happen to watch any other videos, he sings.

Watch The Video

An Incentive

Tell me you are not excited.

Tell me that these pictures do not fill you with glee.

The Chronicles of Narnia Voyage of the Dawn Treader comes out next Friday.
I am so excited!!
And you should be too.
But just in case you aren't, I have some more pictures that might motivate you to change your mind:

We learn about doing our chores while watching Narnia. And as an added bonus, we learn that all men are created equal. See, even King Peter has to do his laundry.

We learn that we should all participate with enthusiasm.

And that stranger danger is a must. Even while wearing buckets of chain mail.


Now if that isn't enough incentive to get you to go see the movie,

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This might be.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go see if I can pre buy tickets.

A Solution

So I've been on one of my reading binges lately and have read a lot over the break. But I have discovered a problem.
I don't have a place to read.

My room is in the basement where its cold and dark and I don't have a chair or anything and upstairs in the living room, my family watches T.V or there is too much noise so I can't get into the groove of the book.

But I have a solution.

HECK YES!

I will need to by more books...

I'm thinking I should place it by the bookshelf in my room. But if it's downstairs, that means it's cold.
So I will have to buy a snuggie.

Oh wait....
They look like this:

That makes it all better.

And I'm sorry, I just can't let this go.

They look like they belong to a cult or something. Like the one in O Brother where art thou?  Yeah. That one. The one I'm not going to name.

Especially the red ones.


But back to my chair.

I see the comparison, don't you?

Nah, maybe not. Kirk might have actually learned something if he had a chair like this.

                                                       

Holy Torpedo, Batman!

It's a Sherlock Holmes meets Batman story!!

As you are well aware, I have been writing a 221b series for Fanfiction. My stories have been getting rather obnoxious lately and today I think this one gets a prize for just plain weird.
..Is anyone curious to see Batman Holmes?
(Go ahead. Click here.) You know you want to.

Do you like this picture?
I made it.
With my very pitiful photo editing skills.


I think they should sing this song in the musical. It would be wonderful.

Thompson Twins- We are Detective

A Confusing Conundrum of Life Saving Importance

This is a public service announcement brought to you by the "I couldn't care less" foundation.  Under no circumstances are you to panic. Just sit back and remain calm and unemotional until after the announcement. Please save any and all questions until after the broadcast,
Thank you.

Hello, people! Do you know what time of year it is? Yes, it is nearly time for Thanksgiving, turkey, families and all that jazz, but I'm talking about something important.

The Sexiest Man Alive competition.

No, I am not going to show any pictures so don't panic!! Thank you, I knew you were a bit worried there. But don't worry, under no circumstances would I be persuaded to show a picture of Doctor McDreamy or whatever the heck his name is on my blog.

But I do have a little problem with this competition. It's not that I object to who they chose, (It's the guy from 27 Dresses, isn't it? What's his name?)

But it says "Sexiest Man Alive"
Um.. is it just me, or am I the only one who sees the problem here?

ALIVE.

..no, this is not a rant about how my vote would be for fictional characters
But what happens to all the other guys that were voted the hottest? Wouldn't you technically have to kill the previous sexiest man alive to be the new one? Because as far as I know, George Clooney, Johnny Depp and all the other celebrities are still alive and would still technically hold the title unless they were dead.

Do you get it? Does it bother you?  It bothers me.

A lot.

So this Thanksgiving, I want you to be grateful that we have not had  a Hollywood massacre. And to show this thanks,  the next time you go to the store and are in the check out lane and see the cover of the magazine, I want you to scream, "Thank goodness he is still alive!!"

It will help me and the magazine editors feel better.

Breakfast of Champions

I would like to speak to you today on a subject that is very dear to my heart.

Well, down a little bit and in the center if you want to be anatomically correct.
I'm talking about food.
Not just any food.
Toast.

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I love toast. A lot. And look! That toast winks at you!!

D'aw..

Toast is a wonderful substance.  I eat it almost everyday.   It is a world known food item! It brings us together at the breakfast table! And, I'm pretty sure that most countries would accept toast as a peace offering, don't you?

But today, I am not here to talk to you about feeding the U.N toast for breakfast.

I am here to talk about the cultural impact toast has on our lives.

We see it in comic strips.

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And even toast masquerading as superheroes.
Simply inspirational.

May the toast be with you.

Is toast going to take over the world? Are we all going to become slaves to square shaped pieces of wheat ground fiber?!

Why yes, I do believe we are.
I call it "The Toast Revolution."
Join now, or reap (get it? Reap?) the consequences later.

We hear of toast in song.

Hoops & Yo Yo and the weird guy who I can't name song about toast being some of my favorites.

Inspirational toast songs have gone International.

Emilie, this video is for you.   You enjoy the random, the weird and well, this song fits it.

It's soo weird, it's even in a different language. *waggles eyebrows* How's that for bizarre?
Since I do not speak the language he is singing in this, all I caught was something about toast and at the very end of the video, is he talking about 'The light?'

I don't get it either.

I lost it when he started dancing.
Is he supposed to look like a typewriter?

But apples and oranges, let's not worry about such trivial things as this foreign music video and its disturbing dance moves. Never mind the stare down you receive at 2:05 or the super slick move he does when he whips out a spatula.

Just watch the video and enjoy the wonderful language of toast

In My Absence....

I've felt missed.

Truly and deeply.

I was even sent an e-card with a frightening puppy panting like it was having a heart attack to welcome me back.*

Where have I been?
Well, lots of places.
In the sun, where I went fossil hunting and found a pile of discarded drug needles instead.
In a blizzard and nearly a car accident.
In the car in a canyon in the rain with a picnic.
In a 3-D movie, where I missed the first five minutes and all the previews.

And..
Wait for it.
No, I'm not going to say in loooovveee. Like you are all expecting me to.
Well, sort of.
If falling in love with a book character for the umpteenth time counts as love.
But I don't think so.

I tried!! I honestly wasn't going to talk about this book until I was finished with the series! I was even trying to keep this post Sherlock Holmes free!!
..epic fail with that.

I love these books.
You should all read these books.
That's all.
I won't rant and go all literary freak on you about how wonderful their word usage was. How this is totally awesome and that I count it as a continuation of the original canon and 100% buy into the Conan Doyle theory they mention.
I'm not going to tell you that.
Nor, am I going to let my girl side kick in and shout from the housetops about how utterly adorable Sherlock Holmes was. And how I nearly died when he...
oh wait.
I'm not telling you.

*evil grin*
I guess you'll just have to read it yourself to find out.




*Haha! Just kidding about the card, Percival.
It rocked.

A Plethora of Paranoia

There are little things in life that bother me.

Lowe's commercials,  shopping and grammar error filled articles are not some of them.

But this, this goes too far.

You do not mess with my 80's music.

Glee, [help us all,] that show scares me.
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY DID TO BILLY IDOL!!?!  

                                           

Their version of Dancing With Myself is positively terrifying. I made it only 25 seconds listening to it and that was nearly killing me.

I dare you to see how long you can go for without your eyeballs bleeding.

*Gag*


Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to the real Billy Idol. I need to restore my hearing.

Delaying The Inevitable

I get to speak in front of people tonight.
For those of you who know me, you'll realize just what a big deal that is.

I'm talking glossophobia 100%   I fit all the symptoms. Yay. I have a phobia to go along with all my weirdness.

So what do I do when I'm nervous about talking in front of people? Do I go over and write and rewrite my talk? Do I memorize everything I'm going to say?

Nope.

I procrastinate.

And it probably didn't help that I was extremely bored. So while I am counting down the awful hours, I have some YouTube videos that I've been watching to take my mind off the deplorable event this evening.


We are all aware of my Sherlock Holmes obsession. The one that beats my Star Trek obsession into the ground.  So these videos should not be surprising to you in anyway. No, this is not Wassup Holmes again, even though that has to be my favorite YouTube video of all time, these are just random little videos.. that well, my Holmesaholic self finds hilarious.

And I can also blame my amusement on my nerves and the fact that when I found these, I had eaten five chocolate chip cookies.

Oh, and my only explanation for Watson is that my Watson is much better. (Go Jude Law!) so just excuse the teddy bear looking man.  Lemon Tree

Since you are probably all bored/appalled after that one, I won't make you watch my other favorite one unless you really want to. And if you do, it's right here.

And for those of you who have sat through all of this, a more amusing one just for you. Sherlock Holmes and The Safety Dance. You know that as much as your not-nerdy self is rebelling, you really want to watch.
Go ahead. It's right here. And all I have to say for this. 0.5 EPIC WIN! 0.39 LOL!

I think I need to renew these episodes from the library, they look awesome.

I think I need help.

Help.

Shake That Ting

I don't really like dancing.
I like Napoleon Dynamite, Evolution of Dance dancing.

And if it's not freestyle, it's too restrictive. Dance in this square.. hold his hand here... blah, blah, blah.
I JUST WANNA DANCE NOT DO BRAIN SURGERY!

So dancing... not really my thing.

I have a dance this evening- Wait, scratch that, I have a rhythmic ceremonial ritual.  And if I don't go, Holmes is going to go get Darth Vader from Vulcan to melt my brain.

I think I better go.
I like my brain.

And now we enter into the confessional stage of things...

I like Hugh Grant movies.
What does this have to do with dancing?
Well...

Everything. Absolutely Everything.

Have any of you seen this movie? I love this movie. It's probably my favorite of all the Hugh Grant movies I've watched.

And Hugh Grant is adorable in it.  And he can sing! Which makes it even better.


Watch this music video from the movie and realize that I will be dancing the exact same way this evening.

Oh, and please note the date of the music video.  :D
Music Video

Yummy, Yummy

I don't cook very often.  Partially because I have a rocky relationship with the oven and toast is my best friend.
I had pasta salad last night.
Do you know the pasta salad song? I'll teach it to you!

Well, there are two songs.  One of them is The Wiggles Fruit Salad song. (Yummy, yummy)

And the other song has to do with broccoli.  Because you chop broccoli to put it in your pasta salad.

GO BROCCOLI! GO BROCCOLI!!

*cough*

Anyway...

This is the broccoli song:  (BrOcCoLi)

Holmes, you get  play this on the piano in the lounge.

I get to sing.

Update:

Fine, becaue you people keep asking me,  :)

Here'sthe Fruit salad video.

My favorite part has to be 00.15

The way he says it is hilarious.

I rish....

I have always been proud of my Irish heritage, and all though I didn't inherit the redhead gene, the wonderful curly tangle that is my hair is just as good. 
I never really thought much about being related to the Irish people. True, I have always loved bagpipes and absolutely love Irish accents, but other than that, I didn't really think anything of it.
In History, I am learning about the Civil War and just found out about what an influence the Irish had. 

I had no idea.

They came to America to escape the tyranny of the English people; but no one would hire them and in order to support their family, they enlisted in the army.

Some of them stepped right off the boats that carried them from Ireland and got right back on another to take them to the military.

The Civil War has always been rather personal to me. I don't know why it is, but I have always felt really connected to that time period.  

Learning about the Irish made it even more so.

We watched this video clip and it just made me break down crying.  It was of these two Irish brigades fighting one another. One man  recognized who they were fighting and broke down crying, unable to shoot the people who had been his neighbors and friends. 

But being a military man, he was commanded to shoot and gave a few more shots before just sobbing. 

So to remember the men that gave their lives during the war, I have a video for you.

...yes, this may be seen as rather obnoxious to be a 'war commemerating' song.

But, it's Irish and made me grin like an idiot the whole way through.

Star Of The Country Down

Oh.. and I better explain why I thought this was so funny so you don't give me any comments. (Holmes, Emilie, that means you.)

They just look like they are having so much fun!  And the lead singer's eyebrow that keeps twitching makes me laugh.

You may think me weird for liking it, but whatevah.

I'm Irish. ;)

Writing Woes

                              (Lost the link thing. Deviantart.)


Help me.

In this particular picture you see above, I am feeling like Watson. Well... I always feel like a Watson, but that's just because it's a nickname.  Do  you see the resentful glare? The folded arms, the look of simmering anger? Well take a good look, folks 'cause that mood is changing and now I am going to play Holmes AND START SMACKING HEADS WITH THE RIDING CROP!

Got it?

Do you want to know how we got to this point? Of course you do, I'm the one holding the whip so you get to hear it if you want to or not.

I did school, I had a marvelous day, ate about... four cookies (and counting) and understood my Latin lessons. I was good! I was a diligent student!!  I wanted time to write this evening, I have formulating plans of brilliance that I will lose unless I get it written down!!!
So I wrote one tiny, little story. I was listening to classical music and all calm, feeling creative...

And then my sister and her little friend came in, turned on obnoxious music, started playing some brainwashing child's game and were screaming:
1. At the dog
2. At each other
3. At me

GONE IS THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY CLASSICAL MUSIC (Welcome, Fatboy Slim) and hello to writer's dilemma.

I just want to write a story!! Is that so difficult to ask!!?!?!

..... *Evil light bulb*

"Oh, children!!!- *big fake smile*- "Would you like some candy? Some chocolate? Some SUCKERS!??

"Go fetch, little ones! Go get it! It's out there! No, over there.. by the mud pit, no, no. You've seen The Princess Bride haven't you? It looks like the ones they have in the fire swamp? Yes, that one."

Confession 98734

My first movie crush was Westley from The Princess Bride
...still is actually.

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And my first T.V show crush was from.... well... E.R.

I watched that when I was really little too! You would think my first memories of T.V. would be Barney or  or something, but no!  I have vivid memories of watching that show. One of the most vivid memories is when they are trying to save somebody and do the funny little shock things and yell "CLEAR!"
...I've been slightly obsessed with doctors every since.
Hey! Maybe this explains why I laugh so hard whenever I hear "Stat"
..... that show would explain a lot about my personality.
HECK, I even remember the theme song!!
...what's wrong with me?


Ok.. so do you want to see who I had a crush on now? This is actually really embarrassing.... I don't know if I want to tell you. I couldn't have been more than six!!!
...what did I ever like about this guy?

Man.. ok. I can't do this. You will never ever speak to me again.

Um.. just never mind everybody!!   I guess this doesn't exactly count as a full confession now because there are somethings I'm still not telling.

Just... carry on.

 :D Please. Go away.


AH OK! FINE!!!

HE'S BALD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! AND HE WEARS GLASSES!!  (Oh.. maybe this was the beginning of the 'nerd' thing)
AUUUUUUUGH!! I NEED HELP!! WHY ON EARTH DID I EVER LIKE HIM!!?!!

*sobbing uncontrollably*

I think I need a therapist.

*Glares* This is all your fault!! I never would have shared this if it wasn't for your curious, evil little mind!!


*Head on desk*   Thank goodness I'm going to go watch some Harrison Ford today.
I need it stat.

Vertigo, where'd he go?

...Holmes, Wonka "Sees you" *Shudder*

I watched Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory in English today. Not the new one, with Johnny Depp, but the one with the bug eyed, old Wonka.  We were watching it because Willy Wonka is very fond of using rhetoric. Yes. Willy Wonka, the chocolate addict uses rhetoric.  Which is really hard to believe when you watch this video


I caught the flu again, but am feeling much better today. It gave me a chance to finally finish all of the Sherlock Holmes books. (That will get a separate post all by itself, believe me)  So beside modelling the latest grunge look, I haven't done much.

I am just telling you this so as to give me an excuse for what I am about to tell you.

Willy Wonka nearly always gets my mind spinning in random circles and today was no different.
I have the sudden desire to write a Star Trek meets Willy Wonka fanfic and run it along the lines of Spock's worst nightmare. 
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

                                                               Huh?


Doesn't that sound special!?  In order to pull it off, I'm gonna need lots of chocolate, my 'stretchy pants', a few  late night hours and 80's music; oh and Green Lantern's power ring. Miracle Max's holocaust cloak wouldn't be too shabby either.

So if I end up pulling this new bizarre story off, I'll let you know.

All Hallows Eve

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                                             HaPpY HaLlOwEeN!!!!

That's really all I have to say....

Since I didn't go Trick or Treating, I can't give you my candy list.
I am very particular when it comes to Halloween candy. I weigh it, count it, sort it and then make a list of everything I have in alphabetically order. This makes it so my candy usually lasts up until about the middle of January.
My record for candy is somewhere in the 200's if  my memory serves me right.

But instead of Trick or Treating, I went to a party with Jell-O popcorn and a spider cheese ball. Having never tried a cheese ball, the rear end of a spider no less, it was an interesting experience.

And we played Mafia. Or at least, tried to play Mafia. Certain people who will not be mentioned, played murderess every time. ("USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD!")  And 80's girl and I had to talk about Castle and the mini shorts Detective Lassiter I saw at Costco.

I also learned that wigs are very itchy, heavy makeup does not like to come off easily and apparently striking a classic Batman pose is interpreted as... well... we won't say it here.
...thank you, mother of the person who we are not mentioning.

 So it was an eventful Halloween to say the least.


And since I can hardly let Halloween go by without at least one tribute....

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We'll have three.

Look at the little devil Tribbles!! Aw!!!


.... Wouldn't it be interesting to be from a different planet and to come to Earth on Halloween?
You  would find Earth a very weird place.

A Dedication

To all you writers out there.....

Don't give up.

Yes, writer's block can beat us down, we may go through manic phases, be tempted to print all our stories just to burn them, but still, we make it through. 

PERSEVERANCE!!!

And then, and then my dear fellow writers!!! A break through! A sudden pinpoint of light that broadens your mind and expands all the creativity you thought you had lost! You go crazy! You spend every moment of your day writing furiously on anything that allows so much as a crayon. Ideas pour forth into a beautiful waterfall of imagination. You spend time creating cheesy analogies like the one I just said and day dream over random things like, who was the first person to be 'thrown under the bus' for that expression to get started?

But this dedication is for you my fellow writers, and to commemorate this, I have a little song:

Click on this and let it play while you read

You know our love was meant to be

The kind of love that lasts forever (until the next writer's block)

And I want you here with me (Stay Inspiration! Stay!)

From tonight until the end of time (Well.. curfew is 10:00)

You should know, everywhere I go

Always on my mind, in my heart in my soul

EVERYBODY NOW!

You're the meaning in my life!

You're the inspiration

You bring feeling to my life!

You're the inspiration!

Wanna have you near me

I wanna have you hear me sayin':

No one needs  you more than I need you

So that's it dear writers! Go forth! Write!!

And remember.....

You are the inspiration.

Bipolar Bowler

Evening, Ladies and Gents! Are you a loser when it comes to bowling? Do you bowl better left handed? Have you ever bowled backwards into the audience?  Then say no more!  We here at the Bipolar Bowler league(r), are here to help you in all your bowling needs!

But first... a word from our sponsor:    ShamWooHoo!


Welcome back! Now, for an explanation of the Bipolar Bowler.
The name for the company was actually Holmes' idea. But I liked it so much, that I turned it into a company.  Holmes, can you see it now? Right under our Sigfried and Jensen ad?

"One call, that's all.
Also co-owners of the Bipolar Bowler league.  Be a loser no more!"

I think we are going to have a very successful business, don't you? Oh, and just for the record, I call being Sigfried.
 Holmes and I went bowling with a few friends the other night and I lost. Horribly. But we needn't dwell on that.  Instead, I'm just going to lie to you and tell you that I am living proof that the Bipolar Bowler league does indeed work! Yay!

So what are you waiting for? Go and sign up for the Bipolar Bowler League today!

But first...a word from our sponsors: Children's BOP!

And remember, you too, can be a loser no more!

Help

I need help.

I found something.
Something marvelous, wonderful and absolutely nerdy. It was even filed under "Geekery" if you can believe that.

Etsy is a very dangerous place for those with weakness in the all things nerd department. I'll ease you in slowly, it will just get worse as we go on.

I'm a fan of Steampunk. Steampunk is a Victorian meets Sci-fi clothing style and I think some pieces of it are very beautiful.

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Just get rid of the skull and I'm sold.  And besides... the pocket watch is a bit more in my price range.

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Now.... for the heavy duty stuff. The really nerdy. The geeky, the source of my amusement!

Star trek!
... you saw that one coming didn't you?

Alright, this next segment is picture heavy, so just bear with me.

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                                                      Spock out.

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I want that necklace to go with my dog tags.

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This is just cute. Though my Spock would have little green blushes.

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*Not going to laugh*  Holmes, one word: "Lounge"

                                                         (Source) I want this one too. Epic.

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I need a bag to put those on...

                                                                       (Source) I want these ones even more. I want them as magnets to go on my magnet board that has Spock lights framing it. Ironic that when I posted this picture, Doctor McCoy's song started playing over Itunes... a sign, maybe?
...oh wait. I just noticed one of the buttons swore. Just... avert your eyes.

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I wish I wasn't allergic to metal.  I want these. And they are the only thing on the site in my price range.

Ok! That's it! I won't bore you with my coveting/wish making any more. Just go.... and... do....and think about things... like how Christmas is *cough* not too far away.