Don't Panic

Such words are needed in these extreme cases.
We are all aware of my.... nerdy habits.  To further prove  my nerdiness, I have a game for you. I'm going to quote, or reference several different things in the following paragraph. Whoever can name the correct number of references and their origin, is the winner.
Ready, set, go!

I have a story to tell, from my electrical well, about my band, the Crypt Kicker Five. We were touring in the great cesspool and ran into Patrick Stewart and we were totally like, "Yo" and then, while sloshing through the fire swamp, we somehow stumbled across a clue that would lead us to the Holy Grail. At the end of the adventure, we were all stranded on the planet Hoth and Marcus  just had to shoot first, so then, we went to the E.R. where this doc loudly told us that he was a time traveler, not a detective and where the heck was Marty?  So we all jumped in the TARDIS and made it back just in time to prevent the Japanese from blowing up the Arc.

Yeesh, I'm exhausted! How 'bout you?
..Or are you just in shock that I could spout all that off?

Well, to help you in your deciphering of all this nerdy mayhem, I have a video for you. Yes, yes, they are my sponsors (not really) for this event and I am quite fond of them. As your doctor, *cough, cough* I highly recommend it.

Nerderol

And no one better leave me any comments about how I should be on this stuff.
Because you call me Doctor Watson, people!!

BWAHAHA!!
*snort*