Bipolar Bowler

Evening, Ladies and Gents! Are you a loser when it comes to bowling? Do you bowl better left handed? Have you ever bowled backwards into the audience?  Then say no more!  We here at the Bipolar Bowler league(r), are here to help you in all your bowling needs!

But first... a word from our sponsor:    ShamWooHoo!


Welcome back! Now, for an explanation of the Bipolar Bowler.
The name for the company was actually Holmes' idea. But I liked it so much, that I turned it into a company.  Holmes, can you see it now? Right under our Sigfried and Jensen ad?

"One call, that's all.
Also co-owners of the Bipolar Bowler league.  Be a loser no more!"

I think we are going to have a very successful business, don't you? Oh, and just for the record, I call being Sigfried.
 Holmes and I went bowling with a few friends the other night and I lost. Horribly. But we needn't dwell on that.  Instead, I'm just going to lie to you and tell you that I am living proof that the Bipolar Bowler league does indeed work! Yay!

So what are you waiting for? Go and sign up for the Bipolar Bowler League today!

But first...a word from our sponsors: Children's BOP!

And remember, you too, can be a loser no more!